What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
– Bob Dylan
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
– Eleanor Roosevelt
It’s no treat being in bed with me.
– Howard Stern
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
– Richard Pryor
I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx’s bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: ’That’s the best acting you’ve ever done.’
– Elliot Gould
Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.
– Malcolm Wilson
If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
– Anita Roddick
Why can’t you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It’s very charming. It’s very sweet. It’s what the whole world should do.
– Michael Jackson
Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
– Joan Rivers
No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.
– Grace Slick
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